Asadel and Adara

Asadel and Adara



Background:


Once upon a time (year 2007), in a place far, far away (the middle east), lived one of the top ten most beautiful women in the world (as declared by Playboy’s magazine article, “The world’s Top Ten most beautiful women”). Her name was Adara, which in the English language means, “virgin.” Across the countries border lived a very strapping young lad, named Asadel, who according to People magazine, is number five on the world’s lists of “greatest, rich, single, good-looking, RICH males on planet Earth.”
Now being that the two lived in bordering countries, and the fact that both were offspring of the countries’ rulers, they knew each other; well, of each other anyhow. Asadel, a regular Playboy reader (I say reader because Asadel only views Playboy because he likes the written articles; at least that is his claim), knew of Adara (official Playboy ranking was listed as number 7) because of her appearance in the Top Ten article. Likewise Adara knew of Asadel because of his People magazine appearance. Of course they both knew that they were forbidden any contact with each other because of their parents hostile relationship.
This caused a great problem, because the instant that Asadel saw Adara, he fell in love with her; sure it was only a picture in a magazine, but she is in the top ten! For Adara it was very similar, only she loved Asadel even before she saw his picture, the words said it all. Here began Asadel’s quest; meet Adara, profess his love, and by doing so become greater than Hugh Hefner (for Hugh never got Adara to become his “in house playmate).
Part One: The journey
Asadel had to travel many miles on his camel Bruce; he could have very easily drove a car or flown a plane or helicopter, but Asadel really loved Bruce. Anyhow, he had to go many miles over a great span of days, in order to meet Adara. Now Asadel was very sneaky in his approach to entering Adara’s country. He first completely changed his facial appearance by using the same technology used by Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible: Two, (you know where he has the mask that makes him look and sound like someone else, but then he can just peel the fake face off). He also had to remove Bruce’s rectal GPS tracking chip (poor Bruce… I mean a RECTAL GPS chip?? Ouch!); this way Asadel’s parents would not know about his trip. After his preparations Asadel was ready to travel.
Part Two: The meeting
(Ten Days Later).
After passing through the 28 different levels of security, Ahab (this is Asadel’s secret identity) was allowed to enter the foyer of Adara’s palace. When Adara entered the room Ahab was introduced by the butler as a poor sand farmer who was in need of an autograph for his Playboy magazine. Once the introduction was stated, the butler let himself out, and the instant the door closed Asadel began his speech just like he had rehearsed…
“Adara, Playboy magazine’s 7th most beautiful woman in the world, I have traveled many days on my camel Bruce. I have come to profess my love for you, and by doing so I hope to become greater than Hugh Hefner because he never was able to make you his in house playmate. But before I do so, I must tell you the truth, (pulling off fake face) I am not Ahab the poor sand farmer, I am Asadel of Sahardia. I saw you in Playboy’s Top Ten article and I have fallen deeply in love with you.”
“Ahab, I mean Asadel, I…”
“Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye! Woman, let me finish! Uh-hmmm, hmmm, hm, hmmmm, uh-hmm, hmmmmm. I am here without my parents’ knowledge, for if they knew I was here, they would take the most important thing in my life away; they would take Bruce! (Awkward pause as Asadel looks extremely sad about the thought of losing Bruce). Anyhow, I am here to take you away, you will come with me!”
“But I…”
“Woman! I aint gonna tell you again! Let me finish! I am prepared to do anything it takes to be able to take you away, even if I must kill, I will do it for you! If I cannot have you, I will end my life before I will love another.”
“All right that is it! Shut the HELL up and let me say something to you, you blundering idiot!”
(Asadel taken aback, with a look of disbelief) “Yyyyess. What is it?”
“I am not Adara! I am an advanced robot, much like those in Will Smith’s movie I-Robot, disguised to look like Adara for security reasons.”
“Oh well, now do I look like complete jackass! I mean the best I could come up with was Mission Impossible! Hell, y’all got I-Robot, that’s impressive… Well now that I have made a fool of myself, I must leave with the shame of a foiled attempt at forbidden love. So long Ms. Robot thingy, err whatever your name is, if you even have a name.”
“Wait, Asadel! I may be a robot but I am controlled Adara.”
“What?”
“Yes, hold on one minute.”
(Suddenly from behind a nearby door the real Adara appears).
“Asadel, did you really mean what you said?”
“Yes I did!!”
“Good. Ever since I saw your bio in People magazine, I have known you were the one for me! We have only one problem…”
“What is that?”
“This room is monitored by a state-of-the-art security system. I am sure that my father has already been informed of our conversation.”
Part Three: ACTION!!!
(At this point a distinct, high-pitched rapid beeping can be heard).
“That’s the plastic explosives used to blow down doors! Get down!”
Asadel and Adara dive to the ground. At the same instant the door explodes with such great force, Adara is knocked unconscious. Without hesitation Asadel does as he stated he would, and begins killing all the guards as they begin to enter the room. He is using his Russian made AK-47, Iranian grenades, and 1:100 scale replicas of the North Korean nuclear missiles. A complete arsenal of small arms is being used against him, but Asadel has no fear and kicks some ass. During a brief pause in the action, Asadel sees Adara (still unconscious), he believes she had been killed in the cross-fire.
“Death lies on her like an untimely frost, upon the sweetest flower of all the field! If I cannot be with her, I will not be with any woman!” (Said as he turns his authentic German Lugar pistol to his head, and fires a fatal shot.)
Part Four: Irony at it’s best
Only moments after Asadel’s emotion stricken suicide, Adara becomes conscious again. At this point Adara’s eyes fall upon Asadel’s dead body. She knows that Asadel thought her unconsciousness was death.
“Wow! He wasn’t kidding when he said that would end his life before he would love another! How sweet! This is almost a Romeo and Juliet story! Although I am sure that William Shakespeare could have made this modern story much better than the yahoo who just wrote it! Well anyway, back to this mushy stuff.
Alas, my love is dead! I cannot bear the knowledge of his love for me, if I am unable to have his living self beside me! Good-bye cruel world!” (Adara’s last words, for at this point she picks up the last 1:100 scale North Korean missile, activates it, and plunges it deep into her heart, ending her life.)
Part Five: The Conclusion
Just as all the action subsides, the news media shows-up and the scene becomes a paparazzi field day. Security tapes revealing the situation in it’s entirety are shown on news stations such as, Al-Jazzera and CNN news (Fox news decided not to air the segment because they were unable to get Fair and Balanced shots of the ordeal. The producers stated that all the footage has been corrupted by Liberal Activists trying to get the world to accept a global policy that would institute a world wide “freedom to show drama” day and thus would not report).
This ends the story of Asadel and Adara.